so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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