can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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