the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I think your dad took our porno
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Randomize
