I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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