the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
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