on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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