your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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