If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
oh god was she eating orange peels again
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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