I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I wish you could order shots online.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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