your thong is hanging out like whoa
Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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