Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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