ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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