I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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