How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
So apparently I’m into choking now
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Randomize
