the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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