Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Dick very happy bro
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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