I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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