apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I'm at about main and main street
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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