Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
