pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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