Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
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