This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Randomize
