i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
should my penis look like a turkey
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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