Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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