hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
the night ended with taco bell and tears
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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