how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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