isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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