Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
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