Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Randomize
