Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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