Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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