Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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