Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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