Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Girls should come with a carfax report
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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