that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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