Hey man sorry I got all grabby
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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