a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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