What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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