They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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