This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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