Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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