Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
I am one with the molecules
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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