Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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