Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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