He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I should be sponsored by Trojan
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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