Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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