Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
