Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
