hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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