Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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